{"id":241,"date":"2007-08-27T21:55:31","date_gmt":"2007-08-27T18:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flashcolony.com\/?p=241"},"modified":"2007-08-27T21:55:31","modified_gmt":"2007-08-27T18:55:31","slug":"top-10-ways-to-know-your-software-project-is-doomed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salehalsaffar.com\/blog\/top-10-ways-to-know-your-software-project-is-doomed\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Ways to Know Your Software Project is Doomed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is the top 10 list Eddie selected from his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.codesqueeze.com\/101-ways-to-know-your-software-project-is-doomed\/\">101 ways to know your software project is doomed<\/a> post:<\/p>\n<p>1. Developers use the excuse of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153self documenting code\u00e2\u20ac\u009d for no comments<br \/>\n2. All of your requirements are written on a used cocktail napkin<br \/>\n3. Progress is now measured by the number of fixed bugs and not completed features<br \/>\n4. Your source code control system is a series of folders on a shared drive<br \/>\n5. Your manager wastes 7 hours a week asking for progress reports<br \/>\n6. The phrase \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It works on my machine\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is heard more than once a day<br \/>\n7. Developers are not responsible for any testing<br \/>\n8. All code reviews are scheduled a week before product launch<br \/>\n9. You have cut and pasted code from The Daily WTF<br \/>\n10. The last book you read: Oracle 8i A Beginner\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Guide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is the top 10 list Eddie selected from his 101 ways to know your software project is doomed post: 1. Developers use the excuse of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153self documenting code\u00e2\u20ac\u009d for no comments 2. All of your requirements are written on a used cocktail napkin 3. Progress is now measured by the number of fixed bugs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/salehalsaffar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/salehalsaffar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/salehalsaffar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/salehalsaffar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/salehalsaffar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/salehalsaffar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/salehalsaffar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/salehalsaffar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/salehalsaffar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}